Boy I swear......

Mofos will come along and **** up a perfectly good high afternoon in a HEARTBEAT!!!!  LMAOOOO - man - I ain't realize how many of yall LOVE you somma me!!!!  I have been answering texts, calls and emails like crazy!!!!!

I love it - but I had me a moment with my mama this afternoon - had JUST taken my Vicodin and was about to catch that 'wave' of high and feeling real good..... she calls and wants to TALK..... umm - sorry mom - I'm HIGH!!!!!!  She kept on smooth out my high yall!!!!  Ohhh that is the worse thing to miss your chance on that wave......

Yea - I know you're thinking that  I need help right now - whatever.  I have been happily sitting up in my bed (thank God cause that recliner was killing my butt bone) and tippin and damn near drooling all afternoon.  I am still walking like the hunchback and I am bloated like a water buffalo - BUT - I can still tell that it's going to end up better than where I started out, so I am not complaining.  Well - almost.... I HATE HATE HATE these drains!!!! Ok  - there's now I am done complaining.  

I am feeling better today than yesterday - still stiff tho - but hey, I DID just have major surgery two days ago, right?  Guess I should cancel that skating session and Dancing with the Stars routine I had booked - I am determined to CHILL and not be one of those mofos who pushes the limits and then wonders why their results are ****** up - I have had HELL to get to this point - no need for ME to be the cause of a setback - too many mofos around me to pin **** on - not wasting a good blaming opportunity like that!  LMAO  and can SOMEBODY PLEASE tell the TV folk to put some good **** on?  But nothing longer than 30min - my attention span is kinda short    whew - only another 3 hrs till I 're-up'!!!!  Gotta go sit and drool now!!!!  hehehehehehhehehehe

  I'm so glad you're doing better.

Take care of yourself and have a good weekend.

Take care of yourself. Yes, we want nooooo setbacks!!!!

I was that all was well and uneventful on your day! I was really missing you, Lady!!Take care, MM!!

FOLLOW ALL OF YOUR DOCTORS ORDERS....and yeah that pill bottle should read "take 1 or 2 every 4-6 hours for pain"

I'm glad to see you're doing A-OK and I want you to continue on that path...be patient with your body and give it the time it needs to heal PROPERLY!!!

XOXO,
Naughty Nurse

Girl I hate missing that "wave" too. Glad you're doing okay though.

Its good to se you posting again.  Can't wait till you decide to put up some pics.  Did you decide to go with implants or just a lift?

hey MJ!!!  Just a lift - he didn't remove any of my breast tissue, only skin.  I think they came out pretty nice! 

Ok but how's the belly?  Once the swelling goes down will we have a 6 pack?

LOL - the only way we will have a 6 pack is if we are splitting diet soda!  LOL - but it's going to be NICE  -he removed almost 5lbs of skin and fat. .